My senseless sense on all topics. Senseless things on computers, food, jobs, money, movies, people, pictures, politics, remotes, taxes, and hundreds of other things that make no sense.
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Good ones taken
Why are people so surprised that all the good ones are always taken? Who wants the bad ones?
Demanding dogs
Dogs are more demanding than people but yet people put up with them. But if that dog was a person, they would tell them to leave the house.
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Animals
Monday, September 16, 2013
Hard pretzels
Why do people buy hard pretzels when you risk breaking your teeth biting into them?
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Food
Friday, September 13, 2013
No diet or exercise
How come some people who never diet or exercise live until their 90s?
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Health
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Toaster ovens
Nobody still knows what a toaster oven really does. Do you make toast in a toaster oven or is it an oven?
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Appliances
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Rushed to the hospital
Why do people say rushed to the hospital? Nobody ever goes slow to a hospital when it is an emergency.
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People Say
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Basement living
Why do people feel ashamed to say they live in the basement? It is nice and quiet down there.
Balcony view
People always say the balcony has the best views for shows. So why do people rush to get front row seats then instead?
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Life
Friday, August 23, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
Thinking of nothing
How can you think about nothing? You have to still be thinking. The brain doesn't stop.
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Human Body
Friday, August 9, 2013
Run faster
Why do people say "hurry up" in a race? If I could run faster, don't you think I would?
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People Say
No hospital parking spots
Why is there never any hospital parking spots? Why not make the parking lots bigger?
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Hospitals
Cheap grocery bags
Why are grocery bags so cheap even though the groceries are heavy?
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Stores
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Pearly gates
How is it that there are pearly gates in heaven when there is no physical matter?
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Afterlife
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Red turning lights
Why do traffic lights always turn red when your car gets near a few hundred feet of them?
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Traffic Lights
Small remote buttons
How come they don't make the remote buttons bigger so you can see them?
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Remotes
Monday, July 15, 2013
Thousands of laws
If the human race is more civil than animals, than why do we need thousands of laws?
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Laws
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Joking font
Why isn't there a font online to use if you want to write a joking sentence?
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Internet
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Rich people and millions
Why do people keep making more millions after you have enough to live? Do they take the money to heaven?