Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Fast food on planes

How come fast food chains don't sell their food on planes? Wouldn't they make a lot of money?

Haircuts all the time

Why do people get a haircut again when it looks like they just got one two weeks ago?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Small bike seats

Why do they make bike seats so small? Your butt hurts on them.

Dress this way

Why do people tell others how to dress when they dont know how either?


Why say your speechless when you just said words?

Monday, June 7, 2010

Flower names

How do some people know all the names of flowers when most look similar?

High flying

How is it possible some people are not afraid of flying? We weren't born up in the air.

Endless eating

Why do people eat more than they have to? Doesn't that just waste money?

Short boots

Why do some people buy really short boots in the winter when the snow will be higher than the boots?

Sunday, June 6, 2010


How come some streets don't have a sidewalk? Where are you supposed to walk then?

Crossing streets

How come crossing a street is still hard for everyone even after all these years?

Labels wear off

Why make remote controls so the button labels wear off? How do we know then what was on the button?

Same weather forecast

How come all the weathermen always say the same forecast? Doesn't anyone have a different opinion?

Keep moving

Why do people keep moving when there is no perfect place to live?

Blond hair

Why do most women on TV wear blond hair? I thought it is best to look different and stand out?


Why do women have to wear makeup to look good but men don't?

Health claims

Why put false claims on food labels? Don't people not trust you then in the future?

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Look at eyes

Why must you look at someone's eyes when you talk? Do eyes get insulted if you don't?

Serious life

If life is serious, why do people laugh all the time?

Expensive cars

Why do car prices keep going up? I thought when someone buys enough of a product, the price drops?

Leaking pens

Why do pens still leak after all of these years of making them?

Money riches

If money is so important, how come they don't tell you how to get rich in school?

Tip toes

How can anyone be quiet and walk on their tip toes?

Grow teeth

How come teeth can't grow back but bones can heal?

Not funny bone

Why is a funny bone called a funny bone when it is not funny when you hit it.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Big shipping boxes

Why do they ship small items through the mail in big boxes?

One cashier

Why have just one cashier in the supermarket in the morning? What if someone has an entire wagon full and hold up the line?

Meat and potatoes

Why call someone a meat and potatoes guy when most don't eat meat with potatoes.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Smart people

How come people want their friends to be smart, but don't mind if the animals they keep as pets are dumb?

Airplane seats

If the airplane seats are tight, how come they don't make them bigger?

New style shoes

How can a new style shoe sell so well when most styles look the same?


Why not reduce the taxes so people have more to spend and invest?

Healthy foods

Why dont they make all foods healthy? Wouldn't they sell more?

Electric cars

How come we still don't have most cars that are electric, yet we can fly to the Moon?

Coffee record

How can coffee still be so popular after all of these years?

Why change?

How can change be good when it just adds more stress?

Dirt driveways

How come some people have a dirt driveway? Don't the cars get dirty on them?

Pouring paint

How come paint cans don't come with a spout so you can pour the paint without getting it all over the floor?

Late for work

How come people don't leave earlier if they get to work late all the time?