Travelling salesman

What salesman does not travel?

Animal trainer

How can someone be a professional animal trainer and train animals when we are animals also?

Acting

If acting is a rare talent, than how come children can do it?

Doctors always right

Why do doctors think they are right all the time when nobody is perfect?

Paid to talk

Why are talk show hosts paid millions a year just for talking when anyone can talk?

Late for work

How come people don't leave earlier if they get to work late all the time?

How can it be good?

If the job is so good, how come they are always looking for people?

Change

If change is so great, how come people like to stay at the same job forever?

What experience

How do they expect you to have job experience when starting out when nobody hires you because you never worked?

Never quit job

People who complain about their job but never quit.

Leaving the low paying jobs

People who say to leave the lower paying jobs. Who will do the lower paying jobs if everyone left them?