Senseless Sense: Animals

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Thursday, January 2, 2014

If people aren't animals, then how come we can make animal noises so well?

If people horse around then what do horses do?

Dogs are more demanding than people but yet people put up with them. But if that dog was a person, they would tell them to leave the house.

How come some cats are just as weird as people are?

How come people have curfews but animals don't?

Dog days mean bad days for us, but what if the dog is having a good day?

If some animals really talked, wouldn't it be world news?

How can there be birds of paradise when there is no paradise?

Cows do not believe in any religion, so how can they be holy?

How can someone be a professional animal trainer and train animals when we are animals also?

If a zoo is dangerous, than what is the outside world called?

How come cats always bury their crap but some people don't flush the toilet?

Why not just get a baby if you treat a pet like a baby?

How come people want their friends to be smart, but don't mind if the animals they keep as pets are dumb?

How come a cat can be trained in bathroom manners but some people can't?