Ancient castles

Why do people say the castle was ancient? Aren't all castles ancient?

A few good men

A few good men are not needed because you only need to marry one.

Rushed to the hospital

Why do people say rushed to the hospital? Nobody ever goes slow to a hospital when it is an emergency.

Foot in mouth

How can someone put their foot in mouth?

Run faster

Why do people say "hurry up" in a race? If I could run faster, don't you think I would?

Booty call?

How can a booty call anyone?

Holy moley

What exactly is moley?

Pretty smart

Does pretty smart mean you are good looking and smart?

Good luck?

Why do some people say good luck to their opponent before a sporting match or a game? Don't they want to win?

Dress this way

Why do people tell others how to dress when they dont know how either?

Speechless

Why say your speechless when you just said words?

Tip toes

How can anyone be quiet and walk on their tip toes?

Meat and potatoes

Why call someone a meat and potatoes guy when most don't eat meat with potatoes.

All liars

Why call someone a liar? Everyone lies at some point anyway.

Be polite

Be polite? Don't people already know that so they won't get into an argument?

Be cool

People always say to be cool. Don't we already know it is best not to lose our tempers?

Chicken legs

Aren't chicken legs a good thing? Don't we want to be fit?

Cute baby

People always say cute baby. How can everyone be cute though?

Sleeping like a baby

If you slept like a baby, does that mean you were up all night long?

If I had more money...

If you had more money, you would still have a load of problems that can't be solved with money.