Truth hurts

If the truth hurts, then why do people always tell it?

Making things smooth

If people can make things smooth in life, how come my roads are bumpy?

Horsing around

If people horse around then what do horses do?

Tooth fairy

Is the tooth fairy a guy or a girl?

Motherland

How come a homeland is always called a motherland and not a fatherland?

Balcony view

People always say the balcony has the best views for shows. So why do people rush to get front row seats then instead?

Magic shows

If there is no magic, how can their be magic shows?

Dog days

Dog days mean bad days for us, but what if the dog is having a good day?

Birds of paradise

How can there be birds of paradise when there is no paradise?

Nervous witness

What person is not nervous on a witness stand?

Never sick

How can someone never be sick? We can't live forever.

Age differences

How can there be an age difference in anyone? The body doesn't know how long it has been here.

Bad luck

How can some people have good luck and not bad? We ALL have bad luck. We won't be alive one day.

Birthday old

Why do people celebrate birthdays when they are one year closer to death?

Dangerous world

If a zoo is dangerous, than what is the outside world called?

Going to heaven

Why do people worry about going to heaven if they will be dead?

Longevity

How can anyone have longevity when we all die?

First love

Why do so many want to find first love when they don't know what it is like?

Reincarnation

If reincarnation is true and we lived before, how come in this life we have to learn how to do everything?

Life is a coin toss

If life is like a coin toss, 50-50, then how come most people lose?