Animal noises

If people aren't animals, then how come we can make animal noises so well?

Bad habit

A bad habit can't be too bad or else the person wouldn't keep doing it.

Chicken legs

How come nobody makes fun of chicken legs on chickens but they do on people?

Lawyer's son

Do lawyer's sons ever get sued?

Robots

If all people become robots one day, who will control us if we are all robots?

Horsing around

If people horse around then what do horses do?

Good ones taken

Why are people so surprised that all the good ones are always taken? Who wants the bad ones?

Snoring

How do people who snore sleep with all the noise they make?

Cat weirdness

How come some cats are just as weird as people are?

Basement living

Why do people feel ashamed to say they live in the basement? It is nice and quiet down there.

Bald and hats

How come people who are bald don't wear hats?

Hot sauce

Why do people burn their mouth with hot sauce?

Crime doesn't pay

If crime doesn't pay, how come some people do it?

Curfews

How come people have curfews but animals don't?

Natural beauty

How can someone be a natural beauty when everyone looks the same?

Bartenders

If bartenders listen to other peoples problems, then who does the bartender tell his problems to?

Crooks

If everyone is a crook, then who do you trust?

Rescued

What happens if a person being rescued didn't want to be rescued? Is the person still called a hero for saving them?

Animal trainer

How can someone be a professional animal trainer and train animals when we are animals also?

Neighbors

If nobody likes neighbors, why does everyone live next to them?