Saturday, August 31, 2013

Cat weirdness

How come some cats are just as weird as people are?

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Senility prayer

How can you say a senility prayer if you are senile?

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Basement living

Why do people feel ashamed to say they live in the basement? It is nice and quiet down there.

Balcony view

People always say the balcony has the best views for shows. So why do people rush to get front row seats then instead?

Friday, August 23, 2013

Bald and hats

How come people who are bald don't wear hats?

Monday, August 19, 2013

Foot in mouth

How can someone put their foot in mouth?

Monday, August 12, 2013

Thinking of nothing

How can you think about nothing? You have to still be thinking. The brain doesn't stop.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Baby pictures

Why do people show baby pictures? They all look exactly the same.

Hot sauce

Why do people burn their mouth with hot sauce?

Run faster

Why do people say "hurry up" in a race? If I could run faster, don't you think I would?

No hospital parking spots

Why is there never any hospital parking spots? Why not make the parking lots bigger?

Cheap grocery bags

Why are grocery bags so cheap even though the groceries are heavy?

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Kind history

How can history be kind? How many wars were there in the world already?

Monday, August 5, 2013

Banks in business

How come the banks always stay in business if people have no money today?

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Bad devil

Doesn't the devil get tired of making people do bad things 24 hours a day for thousands of years?

Pearly gates

How is it that there are pearly gates in heaven when there is no physical matter?