Sales

How can a sale be a great thing when you are still spending money?

Cooking

If cooking is so important, how come almost nobody knows how to cook?

Spin the bottle

What happens if you spin the bottle and it lands on you?

Turned up

How can someone be turned down for something, but yet there is no turned up for anything?

Seasick and homesick

Seasick means sick at sea. Why is homesick called homesick? Homesick means you miss your home.

Perfection

How can there be a word like perfection when perfection does not exist.

Paint cans

Why are paint can handles so thin when the can weighs a ton?

Handball

If football is played mostly with your hands, why isn't it called handball?

Bad weather

Why complain about bad weather? Rain is necessary or nothing would ever grow.

Eggplant

Why is eggplant called eggplant when it does not grow eggs?

All liars

Why call someone a liar? Everyone lies at some point anyway.

Beautiful flowers

How can flowers be as beautiful as people when most look the same?

Tall boots

Why do some people wear such tall boots? We never have snow that high anyplace.

Be polite

Be polite? Don't people already know that so they won't get into an argument?

Coffee hit

If coffee is such a big hit in the morning, how come nobody tried to come out with something like it to make money?

Cosmetics

If cosmetics work, then how come we all aren't in beauty pageants?

Be cool

People always say to be cool. Don't we already know it is best not to lose our tempers?

Unused pools

Why do people build pools in their backyard and never go in them?

Bathroom manners

How come a cat can be trained in bathroom manners but some people can't?

Secret formula

If there was a secret formula to life, then why are we all not rich?

Sea monsters

Why worry about a sea monster if nobody lives in the sea?

Change

If change is so great, how come people like to stay at the same job forever?

Space flight

Why do we fly up into space if everything in space is level?

Later blinkers

Why do drivers put the blinkers on the moment they get to the turn rather than before the turn?

Tax codes

If we can write complicated tax codes, how come we can't figure things out that are far simpler?

Rain

Why worry so much in the rain that your hair gets wet? I'm more worried someone won't see me crossing the street.

Dirty cars

Why spend time washing a car so much when it doesn't care if it is dirty?

Computer knowledge

Why do people expect you to know the computer? Is it knowledge we were born with?

Old friends

How come people go to old high school reunions to see friends? How can they be a friend if you haven't seen them in ages?

Fix it

How can some people be able to fix their car themselves but can't fix a computer which has far less parts?

Chicken legs

Aren't chicken legs a good thing? Don't we want to be fit?

Old school reunions

Why go to a high school reunion when when you can't remember anyone after 20 years?

Change of address

Why fill out a change of address form? So I can get all the junk mail now at my new house also?

Cute baby

People always say cute baby. How can everyone be cute though?

Yearbook pictures

Why do people take a school yearbook picture when years later they will say they looked terrible?

Bike riders

People who ride bikes facing the opposite side of traffic. How can someone not remember to go with the traffic?

Three out in street

People who walk three out in the street even while cars are coming down. Isn't that dangerous?

Buying a new computer

Why buy a new computer all the time just to get the latest model? A new one is out of date before long also.

Cars in street

Why do some people still like to leave their cars in the street even if they hear the snow plows coming?

School and work

People who expect you to go to school and work at the same time. What if some people can't do both well enough?

All get married

People who get married just because everyone else in the family has gotten married.

Winter driveway paving

Why do some people wait until the winter to pave their driveway when it is freezing cold outside?

Broke and stay

People who don't have money to live where they are but yet don't move to a cheaper state.

They never vote

People who complain about the election results but never voted their entire life.

Live audio problems

How come live audio on TV is sometimes still a problem even after all these years?

Riding mower

People who use a riding mower when they have just a small area of grass to cut.

Gum throwers

People who throw gum on sidewalks and parking lots. What if I step in it?