Copyright

Why is copyright so hard to understand? Just don't copy what is not yours.

Birthday old

Why do people celebrate birthdays when they are one year closer to death?

Dangerous world

If a zoo is dangerous, than what is the outside world called?

Going to heaven

Why do people worry about going to heaven if they will be dead?

Library still around?

How can the library still be around when the Internet is out all these years?

Longevity

How can anyone have longevity when we all die?

Medical advice

If you are given medical ADVICE, does that mean it is just a guess?

Subliminal ads

If subliminal ads work, how come everyone is doing what we don't want them to do?

Space race

What really is the space race? We are all racing towards getting to empty space.

Tax forms

If taxes are so hard to fill out, how come they don't just make one form instead?

First love

Why do so many want to find first love when they don't know what it is like?

Reincarnation

If reincarnation is true and we lived before, how come in this life we have to learn how to do everything?

Toilet seats

If women like the toilet seat down and the men up, how come they don't make two different toilets in each house?

Heavy toilet seats

Why are toilet seats made so heavy to lift up if you use them all the time?

Swiss cheese

Who put the holes in swiss cheese? They must be good, they are perfect circles.

Stop signs and lights

If many people don't stop at stop signs, how come they don't put in lights?

$7 haircuts

Why are there $7 haircuts? Are they not as trained as the $40 haircuts?

Baby weight

If some babies are born overweight, how come they are not on a diet?

Late people

How come people who are always late just don't leave earlier?

Cruises

If crusies are so good, how come the airlines are not out of business yet?

Cafeteria food

If cafeteria food is so good, then how come it is not sold as fast food?

Smart computers

If computers are smarter than us, how come they never correct us?

Bury crap

How come cats always bury their crap but some people don't flush the toilet?

Famous people booking

How come when famous people are on one show in the morning, they are also on others? How do they get booked the same day on different shows?

Perfume

Does the fact that perfume sells so well mean most of us stink?

Life is a coin toss

If life is like a coin toss, 50-50, then how come most people lose?

Clarify

If everything in life was easy to understand, why is there the word clarify?

Ranked golf caddies

If golfers are ranked, how come caddies are not?

More millions

Why do millionaires want to keep earning more millions? You only live so long in life, what is the money for?

Insane people

How does someone that is insane know they are insane if they are insane?

Unhappy later on

Why does everyone rush to get married and are then just unhappy later on?

Not knowing CPR

If CPR takes only a few minutes to learn, than how come nobody knows how to do it?

Healthy fast food

Why do they sell such unhealthy fast food? Wouldn't you make more money if sold fast food that increases your health rather than destroy it?

Weather forecast standing

How come the weathermen on TV always give the weather forecast standing up instead of sitting down?

Crazy fame

How come all children who become famous go crazy later on?

Acting

If acting is a rare talent, than how come children can do it?

Never win lottery

How come the odds are so high in the lottery but yet someone always wins; but you never do?

Smart presidents

If people say a certain president is smarter than another, how come we don't give them IQ test so we can all find out for sure?

Most qualified?

How can the president be the most qualified in the country when he can never solve any problems?

Bald haircuts

How come when someone on TV has a bald haircut, everyone else on TV decides to do the same thing?

Smart body

If the human body is so advanced and smart, how come it ages like crazy?

Small planes

Why do they make planes so small inside where you sit? Wouldn't people like to fly more if they were more roomy?

Don't fight cancer?

The human body likes to heal wounds, but yet it won't attack cancer which can kill.

Good news

How come they never show good news stories on TV?

Rushing the news story

Why do they rush the news when wrong information is usually given out when a story first breaks?

Beach is free

Why do people build a pool in their backyard when you can go to the beach for free?

Change life

If change is good, then how come nobody ever changes?