Wednesday, February 27, 2013

College and work

How can you play off your student loan by working while you are in college if you are studying all day?

Jail for life

If putting someone in jail for life would solve the problem of repeat offenders, then how come nobody does it?

Age of consent

Why is the age of consent different in all states? Are people more mature in certain states than others?

Different speeding limits

Why are speeding limits different in all states? Are drivers better in certain states than others?

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Older generations

If people were not as smart hundreds and thousands of years ago, how come we are still here then?

Late repairmen

Why would a repairman get mad if they come to the house late and you complain? Do they expect the customer to be happy they waited home for nothing?

Saturday, February 23, 2013

End of world

Why does the world have to end? What if it goes on forever?

Life in space

Why do people dismiss alien life on other planets when there are billions and billions of planets in the Universe?

The pet is the baby

Why not just get a baby if you treat a pet like a baby?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Using lights

If stop signs don't work and people go through them, how come they don't use lights?

Monday, June 25, 2012

Watching TV during storm

People who keep the TV set on during a bad lightning storm and then wonder why it no longer works.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Desperate?

Why would someone on a dating site call you desperate when everyone is on for the same reason?

Monday, September 5, 2011

Same colors

How come on maps where they give a percentage of things, they make one color in all close shades so you can't tell the shades apart?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Antibiotic resistance

If people are smart, then how come bacteria keep outsmarting us and developing resistance to antibiotics?

Sunday, July 31, 2011

No money down

If you can buy a house with no money down, then how come some people don't own a house?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Short power cords

Why do they make the power cords on some things so short? It is almost impossible to reach the outlet sometimes.

Not resigning chess games

When you are ahead by many chess pieces, and you have to trap the king and play until the very last move. The other player can't win so why does he bother to still play?

Game show audiences

Why go to a game show and watch other people win money instead of you winning it?

Not enough power

If they say some frozen foods take longer to heat in a lower watt microwave, then why aren't those microwaves made more powerful?

Tar pebbles

How come they don't sweep up the small tar pebbles after they patch a pothole so they don't hit your car?

Almost bald haircuts

Why do many people get an almost bald haircut? Why not just shave it all off, do it yourself and save the money?

He can't solve his own problems

Why do people think a new president can solve all of our problems when he can't even solve his own?

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Not enough time

If they always say we have run out of time when a guest is on TV, why not have a guest on longer or continue it tomorrow?

Not normal

People who don't think you are normal. But how do they know they are normal if there is no standard of what is normal?

Really smart

Maybe the lowest IQ people are really smart, and the highest IQ people are just really really really really smart.

The best art ever

What if someone makes art that is a hundred times better? What happens to the to the then best artists?

Same catalogs

Why do the same companies keep sending you a catalog each month when you never order?

Broken sidewalks

Why are some sidewalks left broken? Where are you supposed to walk then?

Keyboard labels

Why does the print wear out on keyboard labels? How do you then know what key are you hitting? Why not make it so it last the life of the computer?

Power buttons

Why do they make those red power on buttons very big on some TV sets? It distracts from what you are watching.

Clothing styles

How can clothes be a style you want when they were not designed by you?

Gambling riches

If gambling works, then how come people go to work?

Good art

How do we the top art is the best? Maybe everyone else is just really terrible at it.

Statues

If certain statues offend people, they why do they look at them?

Christmas sales

Why do some people complain about Christmas. If there was no Christmas, most stores would be out of business.

Anything is art

If anything can be called art, then why aren't we all called artists?

Diet programs

Why do people spend money on diet programs when the big secret is all you have to do is eat less?

Fast food?

Why do fast food places label themselves fast food when most people associate fast food with bad food?

Never win an argument

Why do people still always argue with someone that they can never win an argument with?

Good fast food

How can you expect fast food to be good when it is made in a few minutes?

Barbecue food

Why do people like barbecue when the food turns black?

Business out of business

How can businesses create jobs when one business puts the other business out of business.

Dark space

Why is space made dark? What would happen if it was all lit up?

Quiet air conditioners

How come room air conditioners can't be made more quiet after all these years?

No more bench seats

Why are front bench seats no longer made on cars when they are more comfortable?

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

UFO's here?

How could UFOs be smart? Who would want to come here if we are fully armed?

Backup traffic lights

How come traffic lights don't have a battery backup when home alarm clocks do?