Blond hair

Why do most women on TV wear blond hair? I thought it is best to look different and stand out?

Makeup

Why do women have to wear makeup to look good but men don't?

Health claims

Why put false claims on food labels? Don't people not trust you then in the future?

Look at eyes

Why must you look at someone's eyes when you talk? Do eyes get insulted if you don't?

Serious life

If life is serious, why do people laugh all the time?

Expensive cars

Why do car prices keep going up? I thought when someone buys enough of a product, the price drops?

Leaking pens

Why do pens still leak after all of these years of making them?

Money riches

If money is so important, how come they don't tell you how to get rich in school?

Tip toes

How can anyone be quiet and walk on their tip toes?

Grow teeth

How come teeth can't grow back but bones can heal?

Not funny bone

Why is a funny bone called a funny bone when it is not funny when you hit it.

Big shipping boxes

Why do they ship small items through the mail in big boxes?

One cashier

Why have just one cashier in the supermarket in the morning? What if someone has an entire wagon full and hold up the line?

Meat and potatoes

Why call someone a meat and potatoes guy when most don't eat meat with potatoes.

Smart people

How come people want their friends to be smart, but don't mind if the animals they keep as pets are dumb?

Airplane seats

If the airplane seats are tight, how come they don't make them bigger?

New style shoes

How can a new style shoe sell so well when most styles look the same?

Taxes

Why not reduce the taxes so people have more to spend and invest?

Healthy foods

Why dont they make all foods healthy? Wouldn't they sell more?

Electric cars

How come we still don't have most cars that are electric, yet we can fly to the Moon?

Coffee record

How can coffee still be so popular after all of these years?

Why change?

How can change be good when it just adds more stress?

Dirt driveways

How come some people have a dirt driveway? Don't the cars get dirty on them?

Pouring paint

How come paint cans don't come with a spout so you can pour the paint without getting it all over the floor?

Late for work

How come people don't leave earlier if they get to work late all the time?

Redesigned math

If math is so hard, why not design it over and make it easier?

Cooking in school

If food is so important to survival, how come they don't teach you in school how to cook?

Last years car models

If the new models are improved, then what was wrong with the last models?

How can it be?

If dreams are not real, how come you can feel emotion and sense when you are in them?

How can it be good?

If the job is so good, how come they are always looking for people?

Bets

Why bet when the odds are always against you?

Hard math

How can something with only numbers be so hard to understand?

Boneless chicken

Why serve chicken with the bones when you can't eat them anyway?

Sales

How can a sale be a great thing when you are still spending money?

Cooking

If cooking is so important, how come almost nobody knows how to cook?

Spin the bottle

What happens if you spin the bottle and it lands on you?

Turned up

How can someone be turned down for something, but yet there is no turned up for anything?

Seasick and homesick

Seasick means sick at sea. Why is homesick called homesick? Homesick means you miss your home.

Perfection

How can there be a word like perfection when perfection does not exist.

Paint cans

Why are paint can handles so thin when the can weighs a ton?

Handball

If football is played mostly with your hands, why isn't it called handball?

Bad weather

Why complain about bad weather? Rain is necessary or nothing would ever grow.

Eggplant

Why is eggplant called eggplant when it does not grow eggs?

All liars

Why call someone a liar? Everyone lies at some point anyway.

Beautiful flowers

How can flowers be as beautiful as people when most look the same?

Tall boots

Why do some people wear such tall boots? We never have snow that high anyplace.

Be polite

Be polite? Don't people already know that so they won't get into an argument?