Coffee hit

If coffee is such a big hit in the morning, how come nobody tried to come out with something like it to make money?

Cosmetics

If cosmetics work, then how come we all aren't in beauty pageants?

Be cool

People always say to be cool. Don't we already know it is best not to lose our tempers?

Unused pools

Why do people build pools in their backyard and never go in them?

Bathroom manners

How come a cat can be trained in bathroom manners but some people can't?

Secret formula

If there was a secret formula to life, then why are we all not rich?

Sea monsters

Why worry about a sea monster if nobody lives in the sea?

Change

If change is so great, how come people like to stay at the same job forever?

Space flight

Why do we fly up into space if everything in space is level?

Later blinkers

Why do drivers put the blinkers on the moment they get to the turn rather than before the turn?

Tax codes

If we can write complicated tax codes, how come we can't figure things out that are far simpler?

Rain

Why worry so much in the rain that your hair gets wet? I'm more worried someone won't see me crossing the street.

Dirty cars

Why spend time washing a car so much when it doesn't care if it is dirty?

Computer knowledge

Why do people expect you to know the computer? Is it knowledge we were born with?

Old friends

How come people go to old high school reunions to see friends? How can they be a friend if you haven't seen them in ages?

Fix it

How can some people be able to fix their car themselves but can't fix a computer which has far less parts?

Chicken legs

Aren't chicken legs a good thing? Don't we want to be fit?

Old school reunions

Why go to a high school reunion when when you can't remember anyone after 20 years?

Change of address

Why fill out a change of address form? So I can get all the junk mail now at my new house also?

Cute baby

People always say cute baby. How can everyone be cute though?

Yearbook pictures

Why do people take a school yearbook picture when years later they will say they looked terrible?

Bike riders

People who ride bikes facing the opposite side of traffic. How can someone not remember to go with the traffic?

Three out in street

People who walk three out in the street even while cars are coming down. Isn't that dangerous?

Buying a new computer

Why buy a new computer all the time just to get the latest model? A new one is out of date before long also.

Cars in street

Why do some people still like to leave their cars in the street even if they hear the snow plows coming?

School and work

People who expect you to go to school and work at the same time. What if some people can't do both well enough?

All get married

People who get married just because everyone else in the family has gotten married.

Winter driveway paving

Why do some people wait until the winter to pave their driveway when it is freezing cold outside?

Broke and stay

People who don't have money to live where they are but yet don't move to a cheaper state.

They never vote

People who complain about the election results but never voted their entire life.

Live audio problems

How come live audio on TV is sometimes still a problem even after all these years?

Riding mower

People who use a riding mower when they have just a small area of grass to cut.

Gum throwers

People who throw gum on sidewalks and parking lots. What if I step in it?

Bad and nice

People who act bad towards other people but still expected to be treated nice.

Mowing wet lawns

Why do some people mow their lawn when the grass is wet?

Drivers and snow

Drivers who drive with the snow still on their rear window. How do they see out the back?

Not checking labels

People who buy food without checking any ingredients on the label. How do you know what you are eating?

Driving and cell phones

Driving and talking on a cell phone is dangerous and does not make much sense to do.

Arms out car windows

Isn't it dangerous to put arms out of car windows with people driving and walking in streets?

Ride the right

People who drive in the left lane of the highway slow when the right lane is the slow lane.

Act like animals

Scientist say we are animals, but then why is it a shock when people act like one?

Too many languages

Wouldn't it be easier if everyone in the world spoke the same language or at least knew it as a second language?

Express lines

The express line in stores is usually not faster than the regular lines. More people use it, so it takes the same amount of time.

Sleeping like a baby

If you slept like a baby, does that mean you were up all night long?

Prices of $1.99, $2.99, $3.99...

Why make prices end in $0.99 cents? Am I really not going to buy the item if it is $3.00 instead of $2.99 cents?

Pet foods

Why do they make some pet foods in various shapes? Do the animals care what shape the food is in?

Street parking

Why do some people park their cars in the street? Isn't that what a driveway is for?