Sunday, September 29, 2013

A bad cough

You HAVE to have a bad cough. Nobody ever has a good cough.

Good ones taken

Why are people so surprised that all the good ones are always taken? Who wants the bad ones?

Demanding dogs

Dogs are more demanding than people but yet people put up with them. But if that dog was a person, they would tell them to leave the house.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Hard pretzels

Why do people buy hard pretzels when you risk breaking your teeth biting into them?


How do people who snore sleep with all the noise they make?

Friday, September 13, 2013

No diet or exercise

How come some people who never diet or exercise live until their 90s?

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Tooth fairy

Is the tooth fairy a guy or a girl?

Toaster ovens

Nobody still knows what a toaster oven really does. Do you make toast in a toaster oven or is it an oven?

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Car horns

How come car horns never break but everything else on a car does?

Rushed to the hospital

Why do people say rushed to the hospital? Nobody ever goes slow to a hospital when it is an emergency.

Joke of the year

Why is there a joke of the day but not a joke of the year?


How come a homeland is always called a motherland and not a fatherland?