Senseless Sense: August 2013

Saturday, August 31, 2013

How come some cats are just as weird as people are?

How can you say a senility prayer if you are senile?

Why do people feel ashamed to say they live in the basement? It is nice and quiet down there.

People always say the balcony has the best views for shows. So why do people rush to get front row seats then instead?

How come people who are bald don't wear hats?

How can someone put their foot in mouth?

How can you think about nothing? You have to still be thinking. The brain doesn't stop.

Why do people show baby pictures? They all look exactly the same.

Why do people burn their mouth with hot sauce?

Why do people say "hurry up" in a race? If I could run faster, don't you think I would?

Why is there never any hospital parking spots? Why not make the parking lots bigger?

Why are grocery bags so cheap even though the groceries are heavy?

How can history be kind? How many wars were there in the world already?

How come the banks always stay in business if people have no money today?

Doesn't the devil get tired of making people do bad things 24 hours a day for thousands of years?

How is it that there are pearly gates in heaven when there is no physical matter?