My senseless sense on all topics. Senseless things on computers, food, jobs, money, movies, people, pictures, politics, remotes, taxes, and hundreds of other things that make no sense.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Same colors
How come on maps where they give a percentage of things, they make one color in all close shades so you can't tell the shades apart?
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Maps
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Antibiotic resistance
If people are smart, then how come bacteria keep outsmarting us and developing resistance to antibiotics?
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Sickness
Sunday, July 31, 2011
No money down
If you can buy a house with no money down, then how come some people don't own a house?
Friday, July 29, 2011
Short power cords
Why do they make the power cords on some things so short? It is almost impossible to reach the outlet sometimes.
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Household
Not resigning chess games
When you are ahead by many chess pieces, and you have to trap the king and play until the very last move. The other player can't win so why does he bother to still play?
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Games
Game show audiences
Why go to a game show and watch other people win money instead of you winning it?
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Game Shows
Not enough power
If they say some frozen foods take longer to heat in a lower watt microwave, then why aren't those microwaves made more powerful?
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Appliances
Tar pebbles
How come they don't sweep up the small tar pebbles after they patch a pothole so they don't hit your car?
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Road Work
Almost bald haircuts
Why do many people get an almost bald haircut? Why not just shave it all off, do it yourself and save the money?
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Haircuts
He can't solve his own problems
Why do people think a new president can solve all of our problems when he can't even solve his own?
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Presidents
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Not enough time
If they always say we have run out of time when a guest is on TV, why not have a guest on longer or continue it tomorrow?
Labels:
TV
Not normal
People who don't think you are normal. But how do they know they are normal if there is no standard of what is normal?
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People
Really smart
Maybe the lowest IQ people are really smart, and the highest IQ people are just really really really really smart.
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IQ
The best art ever
What if someone makes art that is a hundred times better? What happens to the to the then best artists?
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Art
Same catalogs
Why do the same companies keep sending you a catalog each month when you never order?
Labels:
Mail
Broken sidewalks
Why are some sidewalks left broken? Where are you supposed to walk then?
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Streets
Keyboard labels
Why does the print wear out on keyboard labels? How do you then know what key are you hitting? Why not make it so it last the life of the computer?
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Computers
Power buttons
Why do they make those red power on buttons very big on some TV sets? It distracts from what you are watching.
Labels:
TV
Clothing styles
How can clothes be a style you want when they were not designed by you?
Labels:
Clothes
Christmas sales
Why do some people complain about Christmas. If there was no Christmas, most stores would be out of business.
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Holidays
Diet programs
Why do people spend money on diet programs when the big secret is all you have to do is eat less?
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Diets
Fast food?
Why do fast food places label themselves fast food when most people associate fast food with bad food?
Never win an argument
Why do people still always argue with someone that they can never win an argument with?
Business out of business
How can businesses create jobs when one business puts the other business out of business.
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Business
Quiet air conditioners
How come room air conditioners can't be made more quiet after all these years?
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Appliances
No more bench seats
Why are front bench seats no longer made on cars when they are more comfortable?
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Cars
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
UFO's here?
How could UFOs be smart? Who would want to come here if we are fully armed?
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UFO's
Backup traffic lights
How come traffic lights don't have a battery backup when home alarm clocks do?
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Traffic Lights
Long lights
Why do some traffic lights stay green on a road for 5 minutes when nobody uses the road?
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Traffic Lights
Car exhausts
Why are car exhausts on the back left side of a car? So the driver behind can breathe in the fumes?
Labels:
Cars
Darker car windows
If most people like darker car windows for sun glare, how come cars don't come with darker windows to start with?
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Cars
Saving on sales
Sales on items only make you buy more. So how do you save money from a sale if you are buying more?
In clothes
Why do people tell you to buy certain clothes just because they are in style when they will be out of style later on?
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Clothes
The same people on TV
How come the same people on TV are on multiple shows? Nobody else knows how to talk?
Time to pave
Why do they wait to pave the roads until there are holes everyplace but they tell people to pave their driveways each year?
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Road Work
The same pens
How come after all these years pens are still made the same way with no improvements?
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Pens
Good cooks
If anyone can learn to cook from a cookbook, how come nobody is good at it?
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Cooking
New language
Why not invent a language the entire world can understand so we don't need language translators?
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Languages
Big size clothes
Why do they just have big sizes in stores all the time when most people are not XXL?
Labels:
Clothes
Loud commercials
If people turn the volume off on loud commercials, how come they keep putting loud commercials on? Nobody will hear about their product.
Labels:
Commercials,
TV
Smart people
How do we know we have really smart people in the world? Maybe the bottom people are just really dumb making them look smart.
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IQ
No pizza on planes
Wouldn't airlines make a fortune if they sell the top fast food, pizza on planes? How come they don't do it?
If everyone had their own business
If everyone started their own business, all companies would be out of business with no workers.
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Business
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Loud commercials
Is is that if the commercials were the same volume as the shows we wouldn't buy the product?
Labels:
Commercials,
TV
Highest IQ
How come the smartest people are not running all the companies? Wouldn't a higher IQ person be best?
$19.99
Why are a lot of things priced $19.99? I wouldn't buy it if it was .01 cents more?
Labels:
Commercials,
Money,
TV
No split screen
Why can't they show a split screen of both sports games on TV when one game runs into overtime?
Same commercials
Why do they show the same commercials for months and months when they know people get tired of them?
Labels:
Commercials,
TV