Smart presidents

If people say a certain president is smarter than another, how come we don't give them IQ test so we can all find out for sure?

Most qualified?

How can the president be the most qualified in the country when he can never solve any problems?

Bald haircuts

How come when someone on TV has a bald haircut, everyone else on TV decides to do the same thing?

Smart body

If the human body is so advanced and smart, how come it ages like crazy?

Small planes

Why do they make planes so small inside where you sit? Wouldn't people like to fly more if they were more roomy?

Don't fight cancer?

The human body likes to heal wounds, but yet it won't attack cancer which can kill.

Good news

How come they never show good news stories on TV?

Rushing the news story

Why do they rush the news when wrong information is usually given out when a story first breaks?

Beach is free

Why do people build a pool in their backyard when you can go to the beach for free?

Change life

If change is good, then how come nobody ever changes?

Multiple diets

How come you always have a new diet that is out? Why not just make one diet that works so everyone can follow it?

Strength to walk

How can some not have the strength to walk as a form of exercies when everyone already walks every day?

Complain about taxes

Why do some people complain about taxes when we would have almost nothing without them?

Planets in space

If our planet and others were not in space, where would they be?

Expensive boots

Why do some people spend money on expensive boots when it hardly snows in the area where they live?

Cartoons for all

How can cartoons be for kids only when adults make them?

Neat garbage

Why do some people fix their garbage and garbage cans neat if it is only garbage?

No garbage can covers

Why do some people put their garbage cans out with no covers? Won't the garbage fly away?

Learn answering machines

Why are answering machines still hard to use after all of these years?

On the answering machine

Why do people get mad when you let a phone call go on the answering machine? Isn't that the purpose of an answering machine?

Car sales pitches

If used cars are such a good bargin, then why is the sales pitch so high all the time?

Tennis ball boys/girls

How come tennis ball boys/girls don't get paid a lot of money? You would have no tennis match without them.

Good luck?

Why do some people say "good luck" to their opponent before a sporting match or a game? Don't they want to win?

Aged reunions

How can a reunion be a happy thing many years later when everyone is so much older?

Small names on maps

Why are the names on the street maps index so small and hard to read? Why don't they make them bigger?

CEO paychecks

Why do CEO's of a business get the biggest paycheck when the workers do most of the work?

Dark color clothing

Why do some people wear dark color clothing like black all the time? Aren't dark clothes for funerals?

Sure afterlife

If some people are sure of a great afterlife in a wonderful place, then how come they want to live here as long as possible to an old age?

Talking spirits

If some psychics can talk to the dead, how come they have to ask the living family members questions about their dead loved one?

Psychic lottery

If psychics can tell the future, how come they can't win the lottery?

Afterlife?

If there is an afterlife, then how come none of the billions of dead people ever visit us here?

Horse racing online but no poker

Why is horse racing betting allowed online but not poker, if poker is more popular than horse racing?

No luck poker

If poker is not a game of skill and just luck, then how come some people never win at it and some win all the time?

Junk mail

Why is junk mail increasing when nobody likes junk mail and just throws it out? Isn't it a waste of money to send the mail to people?

Rude people online

Why are people shocked when people are rude online? It is just like in real life.

Select your own seat

How come you can't select your own seat when you eat in a restaurant when you are the one paying for the meal?

Water at restaurants

Why do they serve water at restaurants before a meal when nobody drinks it?

Barbecue food in restaurants

If barbecue food is so good, how come it isn't served in restaurants?

Safe bikes

If safety on bikes keeps improving, how come they don't make them the safest to begin with?

Women better looking

How can women be better looking than men when they have to wear makeup to look good?

Women TV tans

Why are women on TV always tan but the men never are?

Doctors always right

Why do doctors think they are right all the time when nobody is perfect?